Lord

All I attract is broken people. Lord, if I’m mechanic just say that.

All I attract…

Lord, Grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain my self-control, and wisdom to know that if I act on it, I will go to jail!

Lord, Grant me the serenity…

Lord, please give me patience because if you give me strength I’ll need bail money too.

Lord, please give me…