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Mom says: "Alcohol is your enemy". Jesus says: "Love your enemy". Case closed

Mom says…

I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I'd love to punch in the face.

I love everybody…

They say "do what you love and money will follow". So I ate cheesecake and drank some wine... Now I wait.

They say…

Women fall in love with what they hear. Men fall in love with what they see. That's why women wear makeup and men lie.

Women fall in love…

People say love is the best feeling. But I think finding a toilet when you are having diarrhea is better.

People say love is the best feeling…

I love it when people insult me. It means I don’t have to play nice anymore. – Billy Idol

I love it…

Stop telling everybody I’m fucking crazy. I love to see the surprises on their faces when they figure it out by themselves.

Stop telling everybody…

I love making people who don’t like me hate me more by just being me.

I love making people…

If you love someone let them go. If you hate someone let them go. Basically let everyone go. People are stupid.

If you love someone…

I love being me. It pisses off all the right people.

I love being me…