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Who cares if girls look different with no makeup. Your dick looks hella different soft.

Who cares…

It must be hard putting makeup on your two faces everyday.

It must be hard…

Being a man is not easy. No makeup, no wig, if you’re ugly you just ugly.

Being a man…

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

Maybe you should eat…

Women fall in love with what they hear. Men fall in love with what they see. That's why women wear makeup and men lie.

Women fall in love…