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Men look at woman’s behind and go “wow! What an ass!” Woman look at man’s face and think the same.

Men look at woman’s behind…

Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.

Behind every angry woman…

Behind every man is a woman resisting the urge to choke him.

Behind every man…

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. – Robin Williams

God gave men…

A cat looks down upon a man, and a dog looks looks up to a man, but a pig will look a man in the eye and see his equal. – Winston Churchill

A cat looks down…

52% of women fake orgasms. 100% of men don’t give a shit.

52% of women…

A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad.

A quiet man…