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90% of being married is just shouting “WHAT” from other rooms.
Falling in love makes you do stupid things. One time I even got married.
Please stop asking why I’m still single. I don’t ask why you’re still married.
I have no problem admitting when I’m wrong. Like that one time I got married.
If you want to change the world, do it while you’re single. Once you’re married, you can’t even change the TV channel.
If you’re wrong and you shut up, you’re wise. If you’re right and you shut up, you’re married.