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I never understand men who pay dominatrixes to degrade them. Just get married and fold the towels wrong, mate.

I never understand men…

90% of being married is just shouting “WHAT” from other rooms.

90% of being married…

Falling in love makes you do stupid things. One time I even got married.

Falling in love…

Please stop asking why I’m still single. I don't ask why you’re still married.

Please stop asking…

I have no problem admitting when I'm wrong. Like that one time I got married.

I have no problem…

If you want to change the world, do it while you're single. Once you're married, you can't even change the TV channel.

If you want to change…

If you’re wrong and you shut up, you’re wise. If you’re right and you shut up, you’re married.

If you’re wrong…