Meet

I'm a social vegan. I avoid meet.

I’m a social vegan…

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Winston Churchill

I am ready…

You know that feeling when you meet someone and your heart skips a beat? Yeah, that's arrhythmia. You can die from that.

You know that feeling…

Stranger: Nice to meet you. Me: Give it time.

STRANGER…

If you meet a girl that admits she's wrong, apologizes and change her way... Dump her because that might be a man. Women don't do that.

If you meet a girl…

Some days you meet someone and you immediately know you want to spend the rest of your days without them.

Some days…

If I could unmeet some people... I would.

If I could unmeet…

Do you ever meet someone and think dumbass, then listen to them and think bloody fucking dumbass?

Do you ever meet someone…

Do you ever meet someone for the first time and want to buy them a toaster for their bathtub?

Do you ever meet someone…