Meet

I’m a social vegan. I avoid meet.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter. – Winston Churchill

You know that feeling when you meet someone and your heart skips a beat? Yeah, that’s arrhythmia. You can die from that.

STRANGER: Nice to meet you. ME: Give it time.

If you meet a girl that admits she’s wrong, apologizes and change her way… Dump her because that might be a man. Women don’t do that.

Some days you meet someone and you immediately know you want to spend the rest of your days without them.

If I could unmeet some people… I would.

Do you ever meet someone and think dumbass, then listen to them and think bloody fucking dumbass?

Do you ever meet someone for the first time and want to buy them a toaster for their bathtub?