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Dear Ex, if I could go back to the day I met you, I would stay at home and cook rice one by one.

Dear Ex…

When you meet me, you think I'm quiet. When you talk to me, you wish I was quiet. When you know me, you get scared when I'm quiet.

When you meet me…

I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me.

I am the friend…

Men love sex until they meet a female who likes to fuck 6 time a day.

Men love sex…

I'm a social vegan. I avoid meet.

I’m a social vegan…

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Winston Churchill

I am ready…

You know that feeling when you meet someone and your heart skips a beat? Yeah, that's arrhythmia. You can die from that.

You know that feeling…

Stranger: Nice to meet you. Me: Give it time.

STRANGER…

If you meet a girl that admits she's wrong, apologizes and change her way... Dump her because that might be a man. Women don't do that.

If you meet a girl…

Some days you meet someone and you immediately know you want to spend the rest of your days without them.

Some days…