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If you see me talking to myself, just move along. I’m self employed. We’re having a staff meeting.

If you see me talking…

Staff meetings are like going to the zoo. You just sit back and watch the monkeys fling shit at each other.

Staff meetings…

I went to alcoholics anonymous meetings. Anonymous my ass. I knew everyone there!

I went to alcoholics…

If you think you’are fucked up, just remember there’s someone meeting your ex right now thinking that they found someone special.

If you think…

SCHOOL REUNION: A meeting where it takes only 20 seconds to realize why you haven't seen those people for 20 years.

SCHOOL REUNION…