Mind

I don’t mind being told what to do, as long as the person telling me doesn’t mind being told to fuck off.

I don’t mind…

It’s never too late to shut the fuck up and mind your own business.Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes, Thoughts, Sayings

It’s never too late…

When I get mad at someone, I'm silent. Because if I speak my mind, shit is gonna get real.

When I get mad…

Sometimes, the amount of self-control it takes to not say what's on my mind is so immense, I need a nap afterword.

Sometimes, the amount…

Life is so much funnier if you have a dirty mind.

Life is so much funnier…

Not only does my mind wonder... sometimes it walks off completely.

Not only does my mind wonder…

Having a dirty mind makes ordinary conversations much more interesting.

Having a dirty mind…

Men, if you ever want to know what a woman's mind feels like, imagine a browser with 2576 tabs open. ALL THE TIME.

Men, if you ever want to know…

MIND: Don't even say shit. Just let it go. It's not worth it. MOUTH: I just find it funny how...

MIND…

All the problems are stuck between "Mind" and "Matter". If you don't mind it doesn't matter.

All the problems…