Mind

Having a dirty mind makes ordinary conversations much more interesting.

Having a dirty mind…

Men, if you ever want to know what a woman's mind feels like, imagine a browser with 2576 tabs open. ALL THE TIME.

Men, if you ever want to know…

MIND: Don't even say shit. Just let it go. It's not worth it. MOUTH: I just find it funny how...

MIND…

All the problems are stuck between "Mind" and "Matter". If you don't mind it doesn't matter.

All the problems…

Sometimes you just gotta stay silent cause no words can explain the shit that’s going on in your mind and heart.

Sometimes…

If you could read my mind, you’d be either traumatized or turned on. Both if you are awesome.

If you could read my mind…

Of course I speak my mind. My head would explode if I kept all this bitching to myself!

Of course I speak my mind…

If I actually “spoke my mind” I’d be in deep shit.

If I actually “spoke my mind”…

Speaking my mind is easy… Speaking it tactfully not so much.

Speaking my mind is easy…