Mistake

People keep mistaking my “WOW”s for compliments.

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making some more.

Never make the same mistake twice. There are so many new ones, try a different one each day.

Yes, I’ve made mistakes. Life doesn’t come with instructions. And if it did, I wouldn’t follow them anyway.

They say we learn from our mistakes. That is why I’m making as many as possible. I’ll soon be a genius.

Your first mistake is thinking people really give a fuck about you. Your second mistake is giving fuck about them.