Mistake

I don't make mistakes, I date them.

I don’t make mistakes…

Please don't mistake my smile for agreement; I'm just gritting my teeth.

Please don’t mistake…

I learn from mistakes of people who took my advice.

I learn from mistakes…

People keep mistaking my "WOW"s for compliments.

People keep mistaking…

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making some more.

I’ve learned so much…

Never make the same mistake twice. There are so many new ones, try a different one each day.

Never make…

Yes, I've made mistakes. Life doesn't come with instructions. And if it did, I wouldn't follow them anyway.

Yes, I’ve made mistakes…

They say we learn from our mistakes. That is why I'm making as many as possible. I'll soon be a genius.

They say…

Your first mistake is thinking people really give a fuck about you. Your second mistake is giving fuck about them.

Your first mistake…