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Ever look at someone and think... “Your Mom’s eggs had to be expired”

Ever look at someone and think… “Your Mom’s eggs had to be expired”

Mom says: "Alcohol is your enemy". Jesus says: "Love your enemy". Case closed

Mom says: “Alcohol is your enemy”. Jesus says: “Love your enemy”. Case closed

Women won't date a guy that still lives with his mom, but will date a man that still lives with his wife.

Women won’t date a guy that still lives with his mom, but will date a man that still lives with his wife.