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If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them.

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Whoever said money can't buy happiness never paid for a divorce before.

Whoever said…

Need money for college. Need college for a job. Need a job for money. I wonder who was the mastermind behind this genius system. - Tom Hanks

Need money…

WE ARE ALL: Ugly to someone, fake to someone, stuck-up to someone, ain’t shit to someone, a loser to someone, a bitch to someone. BUT WHO THE HELL CARES. Make your money, pay your bills, take care of you and your family, and don’t worry what anyone else thinks.

WE ARE ALL…

Whoever thinks money doesn't buy happiness, transfer that shit to my account.

Whoever thinks…

Do you run? Yes. Out of patience, fucks, and money.

Do you run?…

They say "do what you love and money will follow". So I ate cheesecake and drank some wine... Now I wait.

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We buy shit we don’t need, with the money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t like.

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Lord, please give me patience because if you give me strength I’ll need bail money too.

Lord, please give me…

Everyone complains about a lack of money, but none complain about a lack of brains. – Jewish proverb

Everyone complains…