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Never fight until you have to. But when it's time to fight, you fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp to Noah's Ark... and brother, it's startin' to rain.

Never fight until…

Staff meetings are like going to the zoo. You just sit back and watch the monkeys fling shit at each other.

Staff meetings…

You know it's been good day when I didn't have to unleash flying monkeys.

You know it’s been good day…

Crap. Turns out this is my circus, and those are my monkeys.

Crap. Turns out…

Not my circus, not my monkeys. But I definitely know the clowns.

Not my circus, not my monkeys…

Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town. - George Carlin

Just cause you got the monkey…

Life is like a monkey… It throws shit at you.

Life is like a monkey…

Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

Don’t think of yourself…