Mood

My moods don’t just swing – they bounce, pivot, recoil, rebound, oscillate, fluctuate and occasionally pirouette.

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in a bad mood or if everyone around me is really fucking annoying.

I thought I was in a bad mood but it’s been a few years so I guess this is who I am now.

Life is too short to wake up in a bad mood. I save mine for when I get to work.

A good mood is like a balloon One little prick is all it takes to ruin it.

I have 3 moods: IDK, IDC, IDGAF.

MY 4 MOODS: I’m too old for this shit, I’m too tired for this shit, I’m too sober for this shit, I don’t have time for this shit.