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Morning

I don’t wish people “Good morning”. I just say “Morning”, and what kind they actually have is totally up to them. I’m not taking responsibility for that shit.

I don’t wish people…

Oh what a beautiful morning, oh what beautiful day, I’ve got a wonderful feeling, someone’s gonna fuck up my day!

Oh what a beautiful morning…

There are three types of mornings: early, too early, and what the hell am I doing up.

There are three types of mornings…

You party until the morning. I party until I’m a felon. We’re not the same.

You party…

I never understood how much some people can talk early in the morning, I mean to have brain so efficacious. Anything you can extract from mine is: shut the fuck up!

I never understood…

I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to fuck me up.

I like my mornings…

Every morning is another chance to have a less awful day.

Every morning…

The only thing worse than mornings are “morning people”.

The only thing worse…

A fun thing to do in the morning is not talk to me.

A fun thing to do…

Boss: Good morning. Me: You need to calm the fuck down.

BOSS…