I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to fuck me up.
When people tell me “You’re gonna regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.
I always say “Morning” instead of “Good Morning” because if it was a good morning I would still be in my bed and not talking to people.
Sometimes in the morning while sipping my coffee, I think about all the people I’m going to piss off today… and I smile.