Motherfucker

People say I act like I don't give a fuck. Motherfuckers... I'm not acting.

People say…

Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers.

Studies have shown…

Sometimes I wonder how I even made it this far. Then I remember I am an awesome motherfucker.

Sometimes I wonder…

Once you let mother fuckers slide, they start to think they can iceskate.

Once you let…

If you don't have anything nice to say, say it anyway. Motherfuckers need to hear some truth.

If you don’t have…

Ever just look at someone and think, this motherfucker is going to be the reason I go to jail?

Ever just look at someone…