Mouth

Sometimes the thoughts in my head get so bored they go out for a stroll through my mouth. This is rarely a good thing. – Scott Westerfeld

Sometimes the thoughts…

I don’t apologize for the shit that comes out of my mouth because I mean every fucking word I say.

I don’t apologize…

Some days my biggest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

Some days…

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

If you have an opinion…

I've got a good heart, but this mouth...

I’ve got a good heart…

My smart mouth always gets me in trouble, and if it’s not my mouth, it’s my facial expression.

My smart mouth…

Complaining is mouth farting. And like any farting, I don’t mind hearing my own, but I don’t want to hear anyone else’s.

Complaining is…