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It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain

It’s better…

If you don't know my whole story keep your mouth shut. If you know my whole story, you're an accomplice. Keep your mouth shut.

If you don’t know…

Why do people with brains the size of peas have mouths the size of watermelons?

Why do people…

Do you exercise? I run my mouth a lot.

“Do you exercise?”…

MIND: Don't even say shit. Just let it go. It's not worth it. MOUTH: I just find it funny how...

MIND…

My mouth has no filter. I say whatever I please. And most of the time I am just as shocked as you.

My mouth has no filter…

Your flexibility amazes me. How do you get your foot in your mouth and your head up your ass all at the same time?

Your flexibility…

Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.

Your ass must get jealous…

I try to be a nice person... but sometimes my mouth doesn't cooperate.

I try to be a nice person…

Sometimes I wonder why I don't have many friends. Then I hear some of the stupid shit that comes out of people's mouths and I remember.

Sometimes I wonder…