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I don’t apologize for the shit that comes out of my mouth because I mean every fucking word I say.

I don’t apologize for the shit that comes out of my mouth because I mean every fucking word I say.

Some days my biggest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

Some days my biggest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

I've got a good heart, but this mouth...

I’ve got a good heart, but this mouth…

My smart mouth always gets me in trouble, and if it’s not my mouth, it’s my facial expression.

My smart mouth always gets me in trouble, and if it’s not my mouth, it’s my facial expression.

Complaining is mouth farting. And like any farting, I don’t mind hearing my own, but I don’t want to hear anyone else’s.

Complaining is mouth farting. And like any farting, I don’t mind hearing my own, but I don’t want to hear anyone else’s.