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I might not be famous but I bet someone’s therapist knows my full name.

I might not be famous…

Life would be a lot more fun if everyone’s middle name was motherfucking.

Life would be…

Am I the only one that gives my neighbors names they don’t know they have? Like "Red truck dude", "Sweet grandma with the rose bush", "The slut across the street".

Am I the only…

You don't realise how many people you dislike until you have to name a baby.

You don’t realise…