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Cops never say “Thanks for committing crimes and keeping us employed”. Fucking assholes.

Cops never say…

Never depend on someone else to make you happy, that’s what alcohol is for.

Never depend on someone…

Never fuck with a fucked up fucker that doesn't give a fuck.

Never fuck with…

I never have to ask "Is it something I said?" It's something I said.

I never have to ask…

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to have to explain to the paramedics.

Never do anything…

NEVER GIVE UP. Never stop trying to exceed your limits. We need the entertainment.

NEVER GIVE UP…

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. - George Carlin

Never underestimate…

3 THINGS TO KNOW IN LIFE: 1. Never beg anyone, 2. Never trust anyone, 3. Never depend on anyone

3 THINGS TO KNOW IN LIFE…

NEVER in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down by being told to calm down.

NEVER…