Never

If you really can’t stand someone, let them 100$. Chances are you’ll never see them again.

If you really can’t stand…

Never miss a good chance to shut up. - Will Rogers

Never miss…

Never apologize for being an asshole, because once you stop there's always another one to take your place.

Never apologize…

This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.

This too shall pass…

It’s never too late to stop giving a fuck.

It’s never too late…

Never fight until you have to. But when it's time to fight, you fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp to Noah's Ark... and brother, it's startin' to rain.

Never fight until…

Never underestimate the power of an extremely pissed off woman.

Never underestimate…

Never tell me to calm down because “life is too short” so is my temper, bitch.

Never tell me…

People say “I would never”, then here they come nevering like they never nevered before.

People say “I would never”…

Cops never say “Thanks for committing crimes and keeping us employed”. Fucking assholes.

Cops never say…