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I’m always forced to do shit I’m not qualified for. Like being nice to fucking idiots.
Fuck being nice to everyone. If someone treats you badly, you have every right not to tolerate bullshit.
I am not made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Sarcasm, alcohol, anger issues and carbs is more accurate.
Be nice, but not too nice. The world will FUCK YOU otherwise.
I am a nice person. Just don’t push the asshole button.
I am much nicer if you don’t get to know me.
I hate when people say “nice to meet you” before I’ve even said anything. How do you know it’s nice to meet me? I’m an asshole.
Therapy is nice… But screaming FUCK at the top of your lungs for 10 seconds is a lot faster and cheaper.
I am seriously the nicest and meanest person you will ever meet. Now fuck off and have a great day.
STRANGER: Nice to meet you. ME: Give it time.