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Be nice, but not too nice. The world will FUCK YOU otherwise.

Be nice…

I am a nice person. Just don't push the asshole button.

I am a nice person…

I am much nicer if you don't get to know me.

I am much nicer…

I hate when people say "nice to meet you" before I've even said anything. How do you know it's nice to meet me? I'm an asshole.

I hate when people say…

Therapy is nice... But screaming FUCK at the top of your lungs for 10 seconds is a lot faster and cheaper.

Therapy is nice…

I am seriously the nicest and meanest person you will ever meet. Now fuck off and have a great day.

I am…

Stranger: Nice to meet you. Me: Give it time.

STRANGER…

If you don't have anything nice to say, say it anyway. Motherfuckers need to hear some truth.

If you don’t have…

Listen, I am a nice person. So if I am an asshole to you, you need to ask yourself why.

Listen, I’m a nice person…

Instead of "Have a nice day" I think I'll start saying "Have the day you deserve". You know, let karma sort that shit out.

Instead of…