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Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick, like an octopus on your face.

Friends come and go…

When a male octopus finds a mate, he rips off his penis and throws it at the female so she can inseminate herself, then he grows a new penis. If that isn't the most epic way to tell someone to "go fuck yourself" I don't know what is.

When a male octopus…