Old

Why age gracefully when you can age like old cheese... full of character and slightly offensive.

Why age gracefully…

I’m still waiting patiently for the wisdom that supposedly comes with old age. Anyone else?

I’m still waiting…

I’m too old to get pretend. I know who I am, I own that shit like motherfucker.

I’m too old…

Getting old sucks. I used to wake up feeling like a million bucks. Now I feel more like a bounced check.

Getting old sucks…

I may be old but I got to see the world before it went to shit.

I may be old…

It’s better to be an old fart than it is to be a young shit head.

It’s better to be…

You know you’re getting old when “friends with benefits” means having someone who can drive at night.

You know you’re getting old…

Men at 25 play football. Men at 40 play tennis. Men at 60 play golf. Have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller.

Men at 25 play football…

Grow old with your best friends so you can race in wheelchairs and fight each other with canes.

Grow old with…

So when is this "old enough to know better supposed to kick in"?

So when is this “old enough…