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I may be old but I got to see the world before it went to shit.

I may be old…

It’s better to be an old fart than it is to be a young shit head.

It’s better to be…

You know you’re getting old when “friends with benefits” means having someone who can drive at night.

You know you’re getting old…

Men at 25 play football. Men at 40 play tennis. Men at 60 play golf. Have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller.

Men at 25 play football…

Grow old with your best friends so you can race in wheelchairs and fight each other with canes.

Grow old with…

So when is this "old enough to know better supposed to kick in"?

So when is this “old enough…

Getting old is weird because you're still that same enthusiastic kid trapped in a shitshow of a body.

Getting old…

To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid.

To be old and wise…

The older you get the more you appreciate being at home not doing a fucking thing.

The older you get…

You’re never too old to try something stupid.

You’re never too old…