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When I was a kid, I wanted to be older. This shit is not what I expected.
Think old and you’ll be old. Think young and you’ll be a delusional old fart.
Some people are like old TVs. They need to be slapped a few times to get fucking picture.
Don’t worry about getting older. You’re still going to do dumb stuff, only slower.
As I have grown older, I’ve learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.