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When I was a kid, I wanted to be older. This shit is not what I expected.

When I was a kid, I wanted to be older. This shit is not what I expected.

Think old and you'll be old. Think young and you'll be a delusional old fart.

Think old and you’ll be old. Think young and you’ll be a delusional old fart.

Some people are like old TVs. They need to be slapped a few times to get fucking picture.

Some people are like old TVs. They need to be slapped a few times to get fucking picture.

Don’t worry about getting older. You’re still going to do dumb stuff, only slower.

Don’t worry about getting older. You’re still going to do dumb stuff, only slower.

As I have grown older, I’ve learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.