Old

Think old and you'll be old. Think young and you'll be a delusional old fart.

Think old and you’ll be old…

Some people are like old TVs. They need to be slapped a few times to get fucking picture.

Some people are like old TVs…

Don’t worry about getting older. You’re still going to do dumb stuff, only slower.

Don’t worry about…

As I have grown older…