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Judge me only when your opinions can pay my bills. If they don’t, mind your own business.

Judge me only…

This is not a bakery. I don’t sugar coat anything. If you ask for my opinion then that’s what you'll get. Don't be mad when it’s not what you want to hear.

This is not a bakery…

Sometimes I don't even care about my own opinion. Imagine yours.

Sometimes…

You are entitled to your opinion, but you are not entitled to tell me what mine must be.

You are entitled to your opinion…

Their opinion doesn’t sleep in your bed at night, so don’t let it fuck with you.

Their opinion…

I'll eat a bowl of water with a fork before I give a fuck about your opinion of me.

I’ll eat a bowl of water…

Opinions are like farts, everyone has them, no one wants to hear anyone else’s, and most of them stink. Except mine. Mine smell like roses.

Opinions are like farts…

The difference between tequila and your opinion is I asked for tequila.

The difference…

I am going to file your opinion right here between "Fuck this" and "Fuck that".

I am going to file your opinion…

Your opinion matters. Not to me, but I’m sure someone somewhere cares at least a little bit.

Your opinion matters…