Opinion

Opinions are like farts, everyone has them, no one wants to hear anyone else’s, and most of them stink. Except mine. Mine smell like roses.

Opinions are like farts…

The difference between tequila and your opinion is I asked for tequila.

The difference…

I am going to file your opinion right here between "Fuck this" and "Fuck that".

I am going to file your opinion…

Your opinion matters. Not to me, but I’m sure someone somewhere cares at least a little bit.

Your opinion matters…

You have a right to your opinion, and I have a right to tell you how stupid it is.

You have a right…

Everyone is entitled to their opinion but it doesn’t mean that their opinion isn’t stupid as hell.

Everyone is entitled…

Opinions are like orgasms… mine matters most and I really don’t care if you have one. - Sylvia Plath

Opinions are like orgasms…

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It’s just that yours is stupid.

Everyone is entitled…

Thou shalt not stress over the opinion of an irrelevant little bitch.

Thou shalt not stress…

When your opinions can pay my bills that’s when I’ll start paying more attention to you. Till then STFU.

When your opinions…