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I wish hangovers and orgasms can switch durations.

I wish…

Opinions are like orgasms… mine matters most and I really don’t care if you have one. - Sylvia Plath

Opinions are like orgasms…

I’m tired of getting fucked in ways that don’t end in an orgasm.

I’m tired…

Orgasms are one of the healthiest forms of stress release. So if I tell you to go fuck yourself it’s because I care.

Orgasms…

Women fake orgasms to have relationships. Men fake relationships to have orgasms.

Women fake orgasms…

Sarcasm and orgasm…My two favorite “asms”.

Sarcasm and orgasm…

52% of women fake orgasms. 100% of men don’t give a shit.

52% of women…