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Sometimes I like to pull my cranky pants all the way up to my armpits.

Sometimes I like…

The best part of the day is taking your pants off, knowing you don’t have to put them back on until tomorrow.

The best part of the day…

If liar’s pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

If liar’s pants really did catch on fire…

How much better would life be if a liar’s pants really did catch on fire?

How much better…

Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.

Your dick…