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Patience is like a toilet roll – the bigger asshole you are dealing with, the quicker it runs out.
People are so ungrateful. No one ever thanks me for having the patience not to kill them.
Do you run? Yes. Out of patience, fucks, and money.
PATIENCE: What you have when there are too many witnesses.
It’s not that we have more patience as we get older, we just don’t give a fuck anymore about pointless drama.
I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it. – Edith Sitwell
Lord, please give me patience because if you give me strength I’ll need bail money too.