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Some people just suck the fucking nice right out of you.

Some people just suck…

I changed my horn to gunshot sounds. Now people move out of the way much faster.

I changed my horn…

Some people will only like you if you fit inside their box. Don’t be afraid to shove that box up their ass.

Some people…

Sometimes in the morning while sipping my coffee, I think about all the people I’m going to piss off today… and I smile.

Sometimes in the morning…

People will hate you, rate you, shake you, and break you. But how strong you stand is what makes you.

People will hate you…

Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong.

Fart…

People get so upset when you don’t let them use you.

People get so upset…

People say love is the best feeling. But I think finding a toilet when you are having diarrhea is better.

People say love is the best feeling…

We squint at the sun because it’s bright. We squint at people because they’re not.

We squint at the sun…

Why do people say “grow some balls”? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding. – Betty White

Why do people say…