People

The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence. - Charles Bukowsky

The problem…

Two reasons I don't trust people: 1. I don't know them, 2. I know them.

TWO REASONS…

I'm going to be very busy in the afterlife. The list of people I'm going to haunt grows everyday.

I’m going to be very busy…

Only 3 types of people tell the truth: Kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off.

Only 3 types of people…

Some people are so full of shit!! They should have flushing handles instead of ears!!

Some people…

We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

We live in the era…

I always say "Morning" instead of "Good Morning" because if it was a good morning I would still be in my bed and not talking to people.

I always say “Morning”…

Sometimes you have to remind people you can be an asshole too!

Sometimes you have to…

Some people handle stress with yoga, meditation and long walks. I handle it with sarcasm, beer and telling people to fuck off.

Some people handle stress…

We buy shit we don’t need, with the money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t like.

We buy…