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Don’t ever piss off a short girl. They are like cute, adorable tiny ninjas of death, who are at the perfect height to punch you in the balls. Shirt girls are badass!

Don’t ever piss off…

Flawed and fabulous.. because perfect doesn’t exist and normal is boring.

Flawed and fabulous…

Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

Don’t judge me…

REMEMBER no one is perfect. Everyone’s ass has a crack in it.

REMEMBER…

Dirty mind. Caring friend. Potty mouth. Good heart. Smart ass. Kind of an asshole. Humble. Great in bed. Can drink like a fish. Will call you on your shit. I never said I was perfect.

Dirty mind…

Before you judge me, you better make sure you're fucking perfect.

Before you judge me…

Every guy thinks that every girl’s dream is to find the perfect guy. Wrong! Every girl’s dream is to eat without getting fat.

Every guy thinks…