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I don’t mind being told what to do, as long as the person telling me doesn’t mind being told to fuck off.

I don’t mind…

I’m not the type of person you should put on speaker phone.

I’m not the type…

I like the person I am.You don't have to.

I like the person I am…

Sometimes you have to be the bigger person and walk away. Other times, you have to be the bigger bitch to remind them who they're dealing with.

Sometimes you have to…

It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.

It isn’t that I’m not a people person…

I am an extreme person, the only middle I know is a finger and it says to hell with everything.

I am an extreme person…

The only person who listens to both sides of an argument is the next door neighbor.

The only person…

My goal is to be that old person that everyone is afraid to take out in public.

My goal…

Pre - annoyed: You knew this person is about to piss you off even before they say anything.

Pre – annoyed…

I am a nice person. Just don't push the asshole button.

I am a nice person…