Person

Sometimes you have to be the bigger person and walk away. Other times, you have to be the bigger bitch to remind them who they're dealing with.

Sometimes you have to…

It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.

It isn’t that I’m not a people person…

I am an extreme person, the only middle I know is a finger and it says to hell with everything.

I am an extreme person…

The only person who listens to both sides of an argument is the next door neighbor.

The only person…

My goal is to be that old person that everyone is afraid to take out in public.

My goal…

Pre - annoyed: You knew this person is about to piss you off even before they say anything.

Pre – annoyed…

I am a nice person. Just don't push the asshole button.

I am a nice person…

opinions are like farts, everyone else’s stinks, they are hard to hold in and when you let one go, at least one person will leave the room

Opinions…

Being a good person doesn't mean you have to put up with other people's crap all the time.

Being a good person…

Listen, drunk me and sober me are not the same person. So if drunk me said or did something, you have to take it up with drunk me. Don't come at sober me. We weren't there. We don't know what happened.

Listen, drunk me…