Person

Being a good person doesn't mean you have to put up with other people's crap all the time.

Being a good person…

Listen, drunk me and sober me are not the same person. So if drunk me said or did something, you have to take it up with drunk me. Don't come at sober me. We weren't there. We don't know what happened.

Listen, drunk me…

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is just a fucking twat waffle and isn't worth your time.

Sometimes the first step…

I am seriously the nicest and meanest person you will ever meet. Now fuck off and have a great day.

I am…

Vampires are real. Everyday I meet at least one person who sucks the life out of me.

Vampires are real…

Do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you're like "glad I got the fuck outta that one"?

Do you ever see a person…

FUCK FACE: A person with a face that instantly pisses you off the moment you see it. and you have to fight an incredible urge to smash him or her in the mouth.

FUCK FACE…

Listen, I am a nice person. So if I am an asshole to you, you need to ask yourself why.

Listen, I’m a nice person…

The only person I'm afraid is myself. That fucker is crazy.

The only person…

The only person I trust is me, and even that is fucking iffy sometimes.

The only person…