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I'm trying to be a more positive person every day. Today, I'm positive everyone is an asshole.

I’m trying to be…

I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in a body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

I am a person…

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.

I can only please…

Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

Don’t think of yourself…

Sometimes I wish I were a nicer person but then I laugh and continue my day.

Sometimes I wish…

BOSSHOLE: A person who turns into an asshole ten seconds after being made supervisor.

BOSSHOLE…

You can be a good person with a beautiful spirit and still be able to tell someone to go fuck themselves when needed.

You can be a good person…

Fuck every single person that took advantage of your kindness and mistook it for weakness.

Fuck every single person…

Don’t judge a person for drinking and swearing, judge the quiet sober ones. Those fuckers are up to something.

Don’t judge,,,