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Life should be like hockey. When someone pisses you off you just beat the shit out of them then sit in a penalty box for 5 minutes.

Life should be…

People think I go out of my way to piss them off. Trust me, it’s not out of my way at all.

People think…

People say I can’t multitask, but I can piss you off and amuse myself at the same time.

People say I can’t multitask…

Once I learn someone hates me, I make sure to go out of my way to piss them off more because that’s what adults do.

Once I learn…

Never piss off someone who bleeds for 5 days every month and doesn’t die.

Never piss off…

You are gonna piss a lot of people off when you start doing what’s best for you.

You are gonna…

I'm not sorry for being me, take me as I am, if you don't like what you see, then piss off.

I’m not sorry…

I didn't turn into an asshole overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

I didn’t turn…

Don't you love it when just your presence pisses someone off?

Don’t you love it…

Pre - annoyed: You knew this person is about to piss you off even before they say anything.

Pre – annoyed…