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I suffer from that disorder where I speak the truth and it pisses people off.
Sometimes you need to piss people off to hear what those fuckers really think about you.
FUCK FACE: A person with a face that instantly pisses you off the moment you see it, and you have to fight an incredible urge to smash him or her in the mouth.
WARNING! Bitching at me to do things wont make me do them any faster. If anything I’ll take even longer just to piss you the fuck off.
Sometimes in the morning while sipping my coffee, I think about all the people I’m going to piss off today… and I smile.
Sometimes I just don’t feel like getting out of bed… Then I remember I have people to piss off and prove wrong.
I love being me. It pisses off all the right people.
As I have grown older, I’ve learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
BITCHCRAFT: The art of pissing people off while smiling sweetly.