Plan

I plan my whole day around the possibility of a nap.

I plan my whole day…

I hate it when the voices in my head go silent… I never know what those fuckers are planning.

I hate it…

Treat everyone you meet with dignity and respect, but have a plan to kill them, just in case.

Treat everyone…

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. – Woody Allen

If you want to make God laugh…

Trust me, when I woke up today, I had no plans to be awesome. But shit happens.

Trust me…

I don't like making plans for the day because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.

I don’t like…

My entire life can be summed up in one sentence: “Well, that didn’t go as planned” – Darynda Jones

My entire life…