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I hate it when the voices in my head go silent… I never know what those fuckers are planning.
Treat everyone you meet with dignity and respect, but have a plan to kill them, just in case.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. – Woody Allen
Trust me, when I woke up today, I had no plans to be awesome. But shit happens.
I don’t like making plans for the day because then the word “premeditated” gets thrown around in the courtroom.
My entire life can be summed up in one sentence: “Well, that didn’t go as planned” – Darynda Jones