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Go outside. You feel that? That’s how cold I can play. Don’t play with me.

Go outside…

Don’t try to play crazy with me. I’m better at it.

Don’t try to play crazy…

Sometimes you got to be smart enough to play stupid.

Sometimes you got to be…

Some people inspire my inner crazy to come out and play.

Some people inspire…

Do you want to play a game? It’s called “fuck off”. You go first.

Do you want to play…

Men at 25 play football. Men at 40 play tennis. Men at 60 play golf. Have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller.

Men at 25 play football…

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away.

Handle every stressful situation…