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Pleasant

Sometimes I like to tell people, “I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are”. And then watch their face as they try to determine if it was a compliment or not.

Sometimes I like to tell…

Pretending to be a pleasant person all day is exhausting.

Pretending to be…

You are about as pleasant as an itchy butthole.

You are about as pleasant…