Please

4 things to quit right now: 1. Trying to please everyone, 2. Fearing a change, 3. Living in the past, 4. Giving fucks.

What can I say.. I swear like a saylor and use a please and thank you like a saint. I’m complicated.

Just because I swear doesn’t mean I don’t have manners. I say “please” when I tell someone to fuck off.

I used my manners today. I said please. Well, actually what I said was bitch please, but whatever.

I don’t care if you hate me, I don’t live to fucking please you.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.

As I have grown older, I’ve learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.