Polite

Please fuck off. See, I am polite.

Please fuck off…

I beg your pardon: Polite way of saying "what the fuck did you just say".

I beg your pardon…

I’m so polite but I’m also the rudest person ever. Like, I’ll hold the door for you and you’ll be thinking I’m actual sweetheart when in reality I’m thinking “Hurry up, stupid”.

I’m so polite…

Me being rude: Shut the fuck up. Me being polite: Please shut the fuck up.

ME BEING RUDE…

I'm polite with good manners, but bitch don't push me.

I’m polite…