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I’m so polite but I’m also the rudest person ever. Like, I’ll hold the door for you and you’ll be thinking I’m actual sweetheart when in reality I’m thinking “Hurry up, stupid”.

I’m so polite but I’m also the rudest person ever. Like, I’ll hold the door for you and you’ll be thinking I’m actual sweetheart when in reality I’m thinking “Hurry up, stupid”.

Me being rude: Shut the fuck up. Me being polite: Please shut the fuck up.

ME BEING RUDE: Shut the fuck up. ME BEING POLITE: Please shut the fuck up.

I'm polite with good manners, but bitch don't push me.

I’m polite with good manners, but bitch don’t push me.