Positive

A negative person sees the glass of water as half empty. A positive person sees it as half full. A realistic person adds two shots of whiskey, two cubes of ice and says "cheers".

A negative person…

Sure being positive and nice to everyone all the time is great... But have you ever dropped a good “Fuck You” on someone you don’t like? That shit will help the sun rise.

Sure being positive…

At this point in my life I am positive some people were put on this earth to test my alcohol tolerance level.

At this point in my life…

Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go to bed in about 17 short hours”.

Start each day…

I'm trying to be a more positive person every day. Today, I'm positive everyone is an asshole.

I’m trying to be…