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Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as super power.

Common sense…

Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard, be evil. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Knowledge is power…

When you are feeling powerless just remember, a single one of your turds can shut down an entire water park.

When you are feeling powerless…

Never underestimate the power of an extremely pissed off woman.

Never underestimate…

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. - George Carlin

Never underestimate…

If fucking up is power, I should be the Hulk by now. - Richard Kadrey

If fucking up is power…

Girls have magic powers. They get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.

Girls have magic powers…