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Prison

When one door closes and another opens, you are probably in prison.

When one door closes…

Being kissed while you’re asleep is one of the purest forms of love... Unless you’re in prison.

Being kissed…

I avoid shit because I’m afraid of me, not you. Temper go from zero to prison real fast.

I avoid shit…

Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath, remind yourself that you wouldn’t look good in prison stripes and just smile at the dumbass and walk away.

Sometimes you just have to…

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to. Unless you’re in prison.

Surprise sex…