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The problem with opinions is that even idiots are allowed to have them.

The problem with opinions is that even idiots are allowed to have them.

All men like to think they're marrying nymphomaniacs. The problem is, after a few years the nympho leaves and the maniac stays.

All men like to think they’re marrying nymphomaniacs. The problem is, after a few years the nympho leaves and the maniac stays.

Never tell your problems to anyone. 80% don’t care and the other 20% are glad you have them.

Never tell your problems to anyone. 80% don’t care and the other 20% are glad you have them.

I don't have a problem with anger. I have a problem with idiots.

I don’t have a problem with anger. I have a problem with idiots.

If you have a problem with me, get over it. You'll make yourself miserable waiting for me to give a fuck.

If you have a problem with me, get over it. You’ll make yourself miserable waiting for me to give a fuck.

The problem with some people is that they're breathing.

The problem with some people is that they’re breathing.

I have no problem admitting when I'm wrong. Like that one time I got married.

I have no problem admitting when I’m wrong. Like that one time I got married.

I don't have an attitude problem, you have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem

I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a problem with my attitude, and that’s not my problem

All the problems are stuck between "Mind" and "Matter". If you don't mind it doesn't matter.

All the problems are stuck between “Mind” and “Matter”. If you don’t mind it doesn’t matter.

I'm addicted to sex, so I guess I have fucking problem.

I’m addicted to sex, so I guess I have fucking problem.