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You are a child of the Universe. Problem is, the Universe is a deadbeat dad.

You are a child of the universe…

Mo' money, no problems. No money, mo' problems.

Mo’ money…

There is no problem so big you can’t run away from it. - Charles M. Schulz

There is no problem…

If your coffee order is more than four words, you are part of the problem.

If your coffee…

'You are what you eat.' The fuck??? When did I eat anxiety and back problems?

‘You are what you eat…

I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my sofa, play on my phone and ignore them. Like an adult.

I don’t run from…

The problem with opinions is that even idiots are allowed to have them.

The problem with opinions…

All men like to think they're marrying nymphomaniacs. The problem is, after a few years the nympho leaves and the maniac stays.

All men like to think…

Never tell your problems to anyone. 80% don’t care and the other 20% are glad you have them.

Never tell…

I don't have a problem with anger. I have a problem with idiots.

I don’t have a problem…