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'You are what you eat.' The fuck??? When did I eat anxiety and back problems?

‘You are what you eat…

I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my sofa, play on my phone and ignore them. Like an adult.

I don’t run from…

The problem with opinions is that even idiots are allowed to have them.

The problem with opinions…

All men like to think they're marrying nymphomaniacs. The problem is, after a few years the nympho leaves and the maniac stays.

All men like to think…

Never tell your problems to anyone. 80% don’t care and the other 20% are glad you have them.

Never tell…

I don't have a problem with anger. I have a problem with idiots.

I don’t have a problem…

If you have a problem with me, get over it. You'll make yourself miserable waiting for me to give a fuck.

If you have a problem…

The problem with some people is that they're breathing.

The problem…

I have no problem admitting when I'm wrong. Like that one time I got married.

I have no problem…

I don't have an attitude problem, you have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem

I don’t have an attitude problem…