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It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without violence.

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without violence.

When people tell me "You're gonna regret that in the morning", I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

When people tell me “You’re gonna regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence. - Charles Bukowsky

The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence. – Charles Bukowsky

The path of inner peace begins with four words: NOT MY FUCKING PROBLEM

The path of inner peace begins with four words: NOT MY FUCKING PROBLEM

Don't like me? Fuck off. Problem solved.

Don’t like me? Fuck off. Problem solved.

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.