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Don’t ever piss off a short girl. They are like cute, adorable tiny ninjas of death, who are at the perfect height to punch you in the balls. Shirt girls are badass!

Don’t ever piss off…

Always lead with love. But still master the throat punch.

Always lead with love…

I can never tell if I’m a huge asshole or really caring because there are some people I’d drop everything for, and some I’d punch in the fucking throat just for looking at me.

I can never tell…

If I can punch you in the throat without moving my feet, you are in my personal space.

If I can punch you…

Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

Sometimes I want…

When someone says "everything happens for a reason" a fun thing to do is punch them in the face and say "this was meant to be".

When someone says…

Wherever you go there is always going to be that one bitch you will feel the urge to punch in the face every time you see her.

Wherever you go…

I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I'd love to punch in the face.

I love everybody…

I may look calm but in my head I've punched you in the face five times.

I may look calm…