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My life would be so much easier if I wasn't intelligent enough to realize how fucking stupid some people are.

My life would be…

Nah, I didn’t "change"... I just realized some shit.

Nah, I didn’t “change”…

If you can't look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

If you can’t look back…

Life begins the moment you realize you don't have to prove shit to anyone.

Life begins…

I realize that some people don't like me. I also realize that I highly don't give a fuck.

I realize…

I am sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.

I am sorry…

The more I get to know certain people... The more I realize why Noah only let animals board the ark.

The more I get to know…

I have come to realize that "diarrhea of the mouth" is a direct side effect of "shit-for-brains". Some should seek medical attention immediately.

I have come to realize…

I never realize how much I swear until I’m in a situation where I can’t.

I never realize…