Regret

I regret some of the things I said last night. I came up with way better insults this morning.

I regret…

I always regret making a good first impression because there is no way I can keep that shit up.

I always regret…

My only regret is that I didn’t tell enough people to fuck off.

My only regret…

I don't regret burning my bridges. I regret that some people weren't on those bridges when I burnt them.

I don’t regret…

Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Have fun, regret nothing, and don't let people bring you down.

Life is too short…

When people tell me "You're gonna regret that in the morning", I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

When people tell me…