Relationship

Getting into relationship may seem tempting, but so was getting on the Titanic and look what happened there.

Getting into relationship…

How to break up nicely: I think it’s time we take this relationship to the previous level.

How to break up nicely…

I was asked what I look for in a relationship... Apparently “a way out” wasn’t the right answer.

I was asked…

Relationships are like fine wine. They're expensive and eventually you just end up with a headache.

Relationships…

“Relationship” has 12 letters. So does “Fuck that shit”.

“Relationship”…

How do people fake entire relationships? I can’t even fake a fucking "hello" to people I don’t like.

How do people fake…

The only thing I will force in my life is my jeans over my ass. Not friends, not relationships.

The only thing…

ALWAYS BE YOURSELF. (except during job interviews, the first few month of a relationship, or any type of social interaction)

ALWAYS BE YOURSELF…

Ever looked at your ex and wondered, "was I drunk the entire relationship?"

Ever looked at your ex…

RELATIONSHIP: The ability to put up with someone else's bullshit, usually of the opposite sex, for a long period of time.

RELATIONSHIP…