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How to break up nicely: I think it’s time we take this relationship to the previous level.
I was asked what I look for in a relationship… Apparently “a way out” wasn’t the right answer.
Relationships are like fine wine. They’re expensive and eventually you just end up with a headache.
“Relationship” has 12 letters. So does “Fuck that shit”.
How do people fake entire relationships? I can’t even fake a fucking “hello” to people I don’t like.
The only thing I will force in my life is my jeans over my ass. Not friends, not relationships.
ALWAYS BE YOURSELF. (except during job interviews, the first few month of a relationship, or any type of social interaction)
Ever looked at your ex and wondered, “was I drunk the entire relationship?”
RELATIONSHIP: The ability to put up with someone else’s bullshit, usually of the opposite sex, for a long period of time.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?